I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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