Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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