I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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