did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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