Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
3 2 1 whiskey
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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