In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I have tasted many bathrooms
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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