You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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