You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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