Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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