He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Randomize