My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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