is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize