who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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