it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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