i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
