The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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