So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
