Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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