I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize