Sponge bath it is.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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