Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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