Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
be right there i have to get my cape
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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