Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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