Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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