dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
