gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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