Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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