Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Randomize
