Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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