i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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