votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
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