so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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