when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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