when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
