Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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