im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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