Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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