the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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