Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
organizing the empties. That sober.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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