he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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