Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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