i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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