If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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