three words: i give head
three words: not that well
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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