i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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