Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
