Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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