he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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