New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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