I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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