didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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