oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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