I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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