flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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